Category Archives: Television

Extra, 1994

While rummaging through boxes of old negatives in search of a certain damaged negative I am wondering if I might resurrect, I happened upon a handful of photos from my brief, obscured* career as a television extra. The series was Seaforth, filmed in Leeds, and a member of the choir I was in was organist at the church chosen to film a memorial service for the war dead after which the military police showed up to arrest the hero. They needed a choir. So I took a day off work, and went back to the 1940s. All the mens’ hair was too long, so they got haircuts, and all the womens’ was too short, so we got wigs, though the hairdresser was vexed that the wigs had too posh a hairstyle for our class. She teased and tugged and restyled. It was mid afternoon before the hairstyling and the dressing and the makeup and the standing around progressed to filming, which consisted of standing in the choir stall watching the hero squeeze into a row, take a hymnbook and start conspicuously singing. Over and over again. *Alas, when the series aired, in the single long shot down the aisle, I was hidden behind the bishop. My gutteral pronunciation of Earth, though, is audible on the sound-track rendition of “Abide with Me.”

The view from the choir stalls.

Associations

I cohabit happily enough with the odd spider that wanders indoors – as the cobwebs behind certain pieces of furniture attest. But after an overdose on the third season of Babylon 5 – while trying to rest a thumb registering overuse – I must admit to a momentary hesitation about reaching down to pull the computer plug when I saw my 3" fellow tenant crouching behind the power bar.

Why I love this man's work

JMS, in his commentary on one of my favourite B5 episodes, “Severed Dreams”, pointed to the scene in which the crew make the choice to stand and fight as pivotal. Later, he lingers over the scene of Sheridan and his father as one of his favorites: two people talking, saying less than they feel, but affirming a connection when one of them may not return. He does fine action – his commentary on the battle scene is full of relish at the accomplishment of pulling off such a sustained, complex special effects sequence – but what is important is the drama. And that’s why I love his work.

‘Twern’t always so. B5 left me cold when I saw the pilot on my old B&W TV in Leeds. There was this guy with big hair and a Transylvanian accent, the alien with a lech for human women, another alien composed of substances we wot not of drifting around emitting gnomic utterances, and the usual clutter of uniforms. For the first season I ignored it. Then, for reasons unknown to me now, I tuned in again for the second season episode “Revelations”. Over the subsequent three and a half years the guy with the Transylvanian accent turned into one of SF’s great tragic villains. The lecher proved to have deep religious faith and a capacity for change as impressive as his bombastic arrogance. The ‘good wizards’ – figures seldom questioned in SF – proved out to have unsuspected ties to the great enemy. The uniforms backed, step by step, into mutiny, insurrection and war. Much of it done with a control of narrative technique that is an education. The replay of B5 on Space Channel at an inaccessible hour during my residency has prompted me to master a technology which has intimidated me for years: the VCR.

To enumerate some of the show’s other delights:

  • Stephen Furst’s Vir, a timid man with a sure moral compass.
  • Mira Furlan’s Delenn, a lady, a scholar, and kicker of Earth Force’s collective butt.
  • Bill Mumy’s Lenier, a good and devoted young man who, alas, has not faced his own darkness
  • Walter Koenig’s twitchy, oily evil portrayal of psi cop Bester.
  • The estimable Dr. McCoy would never, as Dr. Stephen Franklin does, fail to find a cure for a plague, defy a parental veto on treating a fatally ill child and see the parents kill the child to save its soul, develop a drug addiction and nearly lose his own life while trying to find himself.
  • Michael ‘even paranoids have enemies’ Garibaldi, as his unrecognized brainwashing gradually turned him against his former allies, culminating in his betrayal of his commander and friend.
  • The central place of faith to many of its characters. TV SF tends to treat religion in terms of politics or ritual, and render it either prosaic or grotesque, when not shying away completely. I think particularly of the STTNG episode “First Contact”, marred for me by the cowardice on making the opponent of contact a “political officer” defending an “ideology” which insists the Malcorans are alone in the universe. Religion in B5 can be absurd, transcendent, colourful, mystical, moral, irrational, much as it is in the real world.
  • The shocking filmic elegance of those moments of violence which are both plot-pivotal and emotionally crucial: Garibaldi’s shooting by his second in command, the Narn security recruits throwing themselves against the entrenched Night Watch, the mob murder of Lord Refa, the betrayal and capture of John Sheridan.
  • The noshing! Someone on rec.arts.sf.babylon5 once compiled of a list of who ate what with whom in the first two seasons. Infinite diversity in infinite combinations indeed.
  • The voracious little blonde briefly assigned to John Sheridan as a security officer, who was seen tucking in with a will on at least two occasions. What a touch of characterization. Tell me the last time you saw an slim, wicked woman on TV doing anything other than picking at a salad?
  • The gloriously spiky Shadow ships. For that matter, all the various, distinctive shapes.
  • The handling of sex, subtle where it needed to be, charged where it needed to be. One area where it’s readily proven that ‘the secret of being boring is to tell everything.’

To boldly go, with Data

I have learned many things from Star Trek. Some of them are even useful. However, as I work on a clinical study report, I need constantly to remind myself that data are not singular.

Having reviewed that previous sentence and had to make not one grammatical revision, but two, I recognize the other lifelong grammatical mark of ST. A tendency to regard the infinitive, like the atom, as splittable.

Guilty pleasures

In one of those perfect conjunctions of story and audience, I was a twentysomething postdoc in Boston at the time of Beauty and the Beast, which for the unitiated centered on the star-crossed fantasy romance between a crimefighting female DA and a leonine ‘prince’ of an underground utopia. I was hooked, both by the fantasy elements and by the romance, and was rather glad that I moved to the UK before the writers and producers (who included the estimable George RR Martin) had a bizarre brainstorm in the third season and tipped the story into a spiral of tragedy and violence. A number of writers had the same reaction, and in their fan fiction ignored the third season entirely, rewrote the third season, or incorporated the third season – and the new female lead – into their plots, as collected on-line at  The Beauty and the Beast Reading Chamber. As always with fanfic, its quality is variable but at its best, it is very good indeed, particularly in the sequence of stories by Edith Crowe, whose writing is naturalistic, tender and in places very funny.